Modern celebs known to have practiced societal
nudism include neurotic chick vocalists
Alanis
Morissette
and
PJ Harvey
...sun-poisoned
good-timey musician
Jimmy
"Cheeseburger in
Paradise"
Buffett
, who maintains that his entire family
practices nudism...superdupersupermodels
Elle
MacPherson
and
Christie Brinkley
...forget-
table performers
Lynn Redgrave
and
Bridget
Fonda
...and Muslim-slurring animal-rights lunatic
Brigitte Bardot
.
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Fkk colonies faced regular police harassment, public ridicule, and
evangelical outrage. Nonetheless, pasty white mammaries and wrinkly white
penises continued to flap defiantly under the open American sun. In the
1950s, courts determined once and for all that the idea of a cloistered naturist
colony harboring consenting adults was absolutely legal.
by For the second time in less than a week, reports of Facebook removing pictures it deems "profane" or "demeaning" have individuals slamming the social networking titan. of free-lovin', hard-druggin', mass-orgy-havin' hip-
pie culture in the 1960s.
more of a vulgar mass movement than an underground folk faith. It
devolved from its eminent Edenic sources, becoming a sanctuary for seedy
swingers and pedophilic predators and thrill seekers of all stripes. The cul-
ture of nude beaches and love ins and Woodstock and smokin' hash oil
naked in redwood hot tubs invaded the pristine culture of astringent nude
diets and wholesome naked family living and 500 compulsory daily nude
Jumping Jacks. Essentially, the hippies murdered the first wave of
American naturist colonies.
The bare establishment (yes...sigh...there really is such a thing) has strug-
gled to resurrect American nudism from the sex 'n' drugs picture that has
High-financed, closely regimented naturist "resorts"
catering to upscale couples and families make up the modern Satisfactory
Except for the clothing policy, many of these neo-
Fkk resorts are indistinguishable from high-tech health clubs. They offer
Naked swimming, naked ping-pong, nude water skiing,
Bare badminton, bare dining, and communal nude
Macarena lessons. Fkk-favorable travel agencies offer
Bare cruises and bare travel packages.
The American Association for Nude Recreation,
Now the country's largest nudist club,
claims 50,000 members. Its dull-as-shit
Site tries its best to portray a safe/anti
-
septic/desexualized/family-oriented pull
of nudism, with apparent reasons. Modern
-
tions of naked meth-conduit circles or nude
mud wrestling with children would just
Wounded company. Entrepreneurial nudism's
mouthpieces offer stats asserting
that the ranks of the American
Bare are growing by 20 percent
yearly. They cite surveys saying that
Americans are growing more
tolerant of nudism.
SIDESTEPPING THE
IRONY
the Internet in order to proselytize their lifestyle and network
with likewise bare people.
From what I can gather after reading a few dozen of their sites, nudists
corrupted, predatory, automated, sex-hating, fascistic mainstream
berkul-
tur
AREN'T BARE IN PUBLIC ALL THE TIME. Nudists use the word "textile"
He is a devoted cloth
) and an adjective (
it's a textile strand
),
and it's usually used with some degree of pejorative malice. Merida, Yucatan, Mexico - 14th February 2014 - Eight Bells Hospitality SA de CV announces the grand opening of Meridas latest boutique bed and breakfast, Casa Nadz-Kaan. The intimate bed and breakfast offers only two en suite bedrooms to ensure a most private and pampered environment. Merida, capital of the Yucatan State, is rich with Mayan history and culture. This energetic city boasts numerous theaters, museums, restaurants, and parks. The residents of Merida take pride in their own culture and societal customs. Every day of the week you may discover showcases in dance, music, and performance accessible the parks or theater auditoriums, most are presented free of charge. refer to the
textile world's pathological propensity to wear clothes as "clothes-fanatical-
ness" and "clothing-compulsiveness."
Nowadays, many of the Socially Nude tend to shun the words "naturist"
and "colony" totally.
It's a conscious distancing
measure from any sleazy/creepy/cultish associations individuals might attach
to both the terms "fkk" and "colony." Just like San Franciscans despise it
when outsiders call their city "Frisco," modern self described "naturists"
frown upon usage of the term "fkk colony," because it makes the inhabi-
tants sound like mindless ants.
That's really too bad, and I'm sorry to need to hurt their feelings, but I
Only can not use the word "naturist" seriously. I do not like the way it rattles
Away my keyboard or rolls off my tongue. It is pretentious and not nearly as
sexually suggestive, in an erotically pre-porno manner, as the delectable term
"Fkk." I choose to use "fkk," and I Will call those freaky nude bastards
nudists whether they like it or not, fuck them
and
their ignorant colonies.
Nudists defend their lifestyle with the zealotry of the folk religionists
