Dan of FKK KC Reviews His Stay At Show Me Acres

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A report on Show Me Acres Nudist Resort:


Show Me Acres Nudist Resort: My lovely woman and I recently seen the imperial (relative term) Show Me Acres nudist resort in Missouri. The resort is situated near the Lake of the Ozarks - a big man-made reservoir and Missouri's biggest state park. Recap of Our Adventures at The Ledges & Abbott's Glen in Vermont ventured outside by ourselves with no expectations, reservations or strategies. We called ahead, of course, to be certain that there were camping plots accessible.
We made the 2 hour journey from Kansas City on a Saturday, about midday, and arrived later than we thought. But to that, I say, we were in no hurry in the first place. Upon arriving at the stick iron front gate, we were greeted by two big concrete lionsinteresting. The gate was manual, and as we followed another couple through, being the last car, we had to move out to fasten the gate. Not an issue in my book.
Upon entering the resort, we were granted views of nothing more than trees, a gravel path and a nice welcoming sign. It was a decent drive, through the woods, down the hill and into the opening which would hold the middle of the grounds.
A nice big house with a huge amazing lawn backed up to some rather large pool, hot tub, sun deck set up that was constructed close to the ENORMOUS clubhouse. We parked and obviously, right away, I was naked. My lady, again, keeping clothed. (She will get there!) We walked to the clubhouse, past couples already conversing and bathing bare in sunlight, where we entered and registered. Another speedy process and rather escalated fees (not excessive but higher than we would have liked).
After welcomes and A Look Back At The Jackie Kennedy Nude Beach Picture Scandal was detected, we left to locate our campground on this 130 acre piece of land. Nestled back in the trees, at the end of a car wide course, next to a stream, we set up camp. My woman left her past behind, along with her clothing. We grabbed our cooler and headed back to the pool.
We were not greeted nor discussed to at first. The group there appeared to have a little understanding toward us, so we found a place in the corner and went to get comfy. We were going to love ourselves no matter what others thought.
Before long, we were approached by several folks and spoke a bit and enjoyed a little bit of "get to know ya" chit chat. Finally I think that when we see other people, we immediately associate them with things. Well whatever, that girl's fairly why is she talking about her body she has no reason to whine" or perhaps "Oh odd, she looks like so and so and I hated that girl." found ourselves in the pool playing volleyball with 12 other folks. It was entertaining!
In the evening, they hosted a pot luck, of which we knew about ahead, and a chili cook away! We all ate and had great conversation and laughs and of course returned to the pool.
The night wore on and we found ourselves in the hot tub, in the pool, in the hot tub, etc. The awful experience was the horse flies! Sacred elephant trunks! Those things were huge! Potentially contaminated by some form of primordial ooze!
Just kidding. But they were enormous!
Another day went pretty much the same, save for the cocktail competition by which we were judges. We met some fine couples and even one that lived out near us. All in all a great experience. We did feel a bit "nickel and dimed" but not excessively.
Show Me Acres Hotel Room
Oh, I nearly forgot, they also had hotel rooms. Like genuine, real hotel rooms with the greatest showers I've ever seen.
We'd urge a visit. It's a bit much for our taste, but we'll definitely be returning.
Learn more about Show Me Acres at http://www.showmeacresnudistresort.com.
This review of Show Me Acres Nudist Resort was released by - Young Naturists and Young Nudists America
Tags: clubs and resorts, missouri, unclothed camping
Class: Naturism and Naturism, Nudist Resort and Reviews, Social Nudity Sites
About the Writer (Author Profile)
He discovered naturism in the summertime of 2013 and is now an avid supporter of the nudie life (along with his girlfriend).